Colin Fitz

Matt McGrath

Paul

Andy Fowle

Grady

William H. Macy

Mr. O'Day

John C. McGinley

Groundskeeper

Julianne Phillips

Justice Fitz

Will McCormack

Todd

Robert Bella

Pepe

Erik Jensen

Dean

Mary McCormack

Moira

Martha Plimpton

Ann

Chris Bauer

Tony Baby Shark

Kristen Johnston

Stalker Fan

Marley Shelton

Crying Fan

Josh Pais

Cathartic Fan

Zosia Mamet

Lost Fan

Ajax

The Dog

Casper Andreas

Mats(as Casper Andreasson)

Julie Auerbach

Neck-brace Fan(as Julie Hess)

Craig Collington Bator

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Bret Bella

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