Pyrates

Kyra Sedgwick

Sam

Kevin Bacon

Ari

Bruce Payne

Liam

Kristin Dattilo

Pia

Deborah Falconer

Rivkah

Mickey Jones

Wisconsin Del

Buckley Norris

Dr. Weiss

Raymond O'Connor

Fireman

David Pressman

Carlton

Byrne Piven

Rabbi Lichenstein

Ernie Lee Banks

Wee Willie

Afton Smith

Marti

Petra Verkaik

Basia

Michael Jordan

Self (archive footage)

Bo Sharon

Cowboy Young 'Un

Daniel Ben Wilson

Indian Young 'Un

Jeff Silverman

Lawyer

William John Murphy

Neal

Bob Wininger

Timothy

Chelsea Madison-Ciu

Syd