The Alarmist

David Arquette

Tommy Hudler

Stanley Tucci

Heinrich Grigoris

Kate Capshaw

Gale Ancona

Mary McCormack

Sally

Ryan Reynolds

Howard Ancona

Tricia Vessey

April Brody

Ruth Miller

Mrs. Fielding

Hoke Howell

Mr. Fielding

Michael Learned

Beth Hudler

Lewis Arquette

Bruce Hudler

Richmond Arquette

Andrew Hudler

Gabriel Dell Jr.

Skippy Hudler

Valerie Long

Doris

Kim Tobin

Bambi

Colin Campbell

Waiter

Eric Zivot

Shelly

Vinnie Bilancio

Assistant Director

Clea DuVall

Suzy

David Brisbin

Detective Flinkman

Brad Gorman

Grigoris Employee