Spirit Riser

Amanda Flowers

Ingrid

Kansas Bowling

Parker

Patti Harrison

Patti the Babysitter

Michael Madsen

Narrator (voice)

Kate Bornstein

God

Lynn Lowry

Elizabeth

Parker Love Bowling

Kansas

Trent Harris

Echo Person

Ryan Trecartin

The Hands of Fate (voice)

Dorian Electra

Terrible Charles

Whitney Moore

The Man From The Dark and Lonely Place

Alan Merrill

Alan Mortal

Lloyd Kaufman

Knower

Cherie Currie

Miss Skylace

Summer Greenberg

Sydney Ryder

Jesse Yungbei

Dord the Ninja

Jurgen Azazel Munster

Azazel

Matthew Silver

Gabriel

Wesley Doloris

The Evil Friend

Apryl Miller

The Zeitgeist