Cliché

Kirk B.R. Woller

Jack Lichec

Mary Thornton

Mandy Lichec

Tim Thomerson

Chief Jackson

F.X. Vitolo

Luigi DePesto

Michael Nostrand

Joey

Karl Calhoun

Token 'T' Black

David Allen Brooks

Mayor Smythe

Michael Krawic

Vladimir Smirnoff

Nick Cornish

Scared Robber

Mark McLachlan

Dead Robber

Mary Pat Gleason

Francesca DePesto

Dallas Jenkins

Annoying Cop

Chad Gundersen

'Happy' Host

Melanie Abramoff

Girl in Diner

Brett Murray

Police Officer (as Brett Luciana Murray)