The Optimists of Nine Elms

Peter Sellers

Sam

Donna Mullane

Liz

John Chaffey

Mark

Marjorie Yates

Chrissie Ellis

David Daker

Bob Ellis

Katyana Kass

Baby Ellis

Patricia Brake

Dog's Home Secretary

Don Crown

Busker

Bruce Purchase

Policeman

Michael Graham Cox

Park Keeper

Bernie Searle

Dustman

Tommy Wright

Dustman

Pat Beckett

Laundry Lady

Daphne Lawson

Laundry Lady

Candyce Jane Brandl

Laundry Lady

Hilary Crane

Schoolteacher

Pat Ashton

Woman at Nursery

Keith Chegwin

Georgie (uncredited)

Hilary Pritchard

Laundry Lady (uncredited)