Vampie

Ming Ballard

Azure St. Clair

Tom Patrick

Father Jack

Maya Merker

Grace

Raymond Trickitt

Mammon

Eric Strong

Tippy

Mickey Faerch

Wanda

Tim Dax

Mad Dog

Lara Wickman McCarthy

The Seraphim (as Lara Butler)

Bud Galloway

Drunk Dude

David Polk

Evil Priest

Dennis James Anderson

Pope Theodore III

Sophie Mazzaro

Ludmilla

Phil Aslaksen

Nunchuck-wielding Priest Assassin

Steven D. Snyder

Sherlock

Melissa Tracy

Mom

Josh DeLozier

Julian

Diane Kawasaki

Sister Immaculata