Vapid Shallow Models Must Die

Mark Studner

B'Jesus

Stephen Molinaro

Model Dominick

Jason North

Model Milo

Tiffani-Amber DiGrazia

Model Tiffani (as Tiffani Amber)

Adam Winchell

Model Storm Erickson

Kate Crash

Model Kate Crash

Anthony Cozad

Hired Helper #1

Clinton Smith

Hired Helper #2

Paolo Carascon

Model Beau (as Paolo Carascon Jr.)

Arthur Huber

Newscaster Kevin Schmidt

Michael Haboush

Digitz

J'Von Shay

Club Diva - emcee (as J'Von Shay Lucci)

Ravon St. Cloud

Shy Helper

Sam Mraovich

Nosey Neighbor (uncredited)