Hollywood Harry

Robert Forster

Harold "Harry" Petry

Joe Spinell

Max Caldwell

Shannon Wilcox

Candy / Cupid (voice)

Kate Forster

Danielle Petry

Pete Schrum

Clapper

Redmond Gleeson

Skeeter

Read Morgan

Stinson

Mallie Jackson

Regina

Marji Martin

Betty Anne

Mark Thomas

Man Served Papers

Frank X. Baleno

Pen Salesman

Ronald Provenzano

Pen Salesman

Wynn Irwin

Pizza Man

Jacqueline Pulliam

Bar Beauty

Leonard Bremen

Bartender

Russell Cappellino

Bar Patron

Dallas Cole

Bathing Beauty

Christopher Morley

Claudia

Suzanne Charny

Marcy

JoJo D'Amore

Film Lab Operator