Night Club

Ernest Borgnine

Albert

Zachary Abel

Justin Palma

Natasha Lyonne

Mrs. Keaton

Ahney Her

Nikki

Mickey Rooney

Jerry Sherman

Sally Kellerman

Dorothy

Bryan Williams

Chris Brown

Daniel Roebuck

Frank

Madison Liddy

April

Rance Howard

Chuck

Sam Borowski

Man Making out with Girlfriend at fraternity party

Paul Sorvino

Himself

Alex Hyde-White

Preacher

Chuck McCann

Manny Melowitz

Bill Sorvino

Arresting Officer

Mary Dimino

Gina Palma

Duane Whitaker

Intimidating Inmate

Jan Rooney

Janet

Mara New

Muriel

Eric Stein

Clarence