Chairman of the Board

Carrot Top

Edison

Courtney Thorne-Smith

Natalie Stockwell

Larry Miller

Bradford McMillan

Raquel Welch

Grace Kosik

Mystro Clark

Ty

Jack Plotnick

Zak

Jack Warden

Armand McMillan

Estelle Harris

Ms. Krubavitch

Bill Erwin

Landers

M. Emmet Walsh

Freemont

Jack McGee

Harlan Granger

Fred Stoller

Toby McMillan Gate Guard

Taylor Negron

Mr Withermeyer

Rance Howard

Rev. Hatley

Glenn Shadix

Larry

Jack Riley

Condom Boss

Mark Kriski

Newscaster

Cindy Margolis

Tennis Instructor

Little Richard

Himself

Eric Butterbean Esch

Museum Security Guard