Murder Can Hurt You!

Victor Buono

Chief Ironbottom

Tony Danza

Pony Lambretta

Jamie Farr

Studsky

John Byner

Len 'Hatch' Hatchington

Gavin MacLeod

Lt. Nojack

Buck Owens

Sheriff Tim MacSkye

Connie Stevens

Sgt. Salty Sanderson

Jimmie Walker

Parks the Pusher

Burt Young

Lt. Palumbo

Marty Allen

Det. Starkos

Richard Deacon

Mr. Burnice

Gunilla Hutton

Raquel

Roz Kelly

Virginia Trickwood

Liz Torres

Mrs. Palumbo

Don Adams

Narrator (voice)

Mason Adams

Willie the Wino

Mitch Kreindel

The Man in White

Michael Delano

Thug

Tessa Richarde

Sophia

E. Wetta Little

Marilyn