The Third Wheel

Luke Wilson

Stanley

Denise Richards

Diana

Jay Lacopo

Phil

Ben Affleck

Michael

Phill Lewis

Mitch

Deborah Theaker

Nancy

Melissa McCarthy

Marilyn

Tim DeKay

Speaker

Greg Pitts

Tee

Wayne Federman

Glen Federman

Mike Schwartz

Co-Worker

Neal Matarazzo

Neal

Jim Lau

Clerk

Diana Maria Riva

Rose Lady

Blas Lorenzo

Waiter

Buck Kartalian

Old Man

Rachel Winfree

Knitting Lady

Robert M. Koch

Actor (Lincoln)

Jason Kravits

Stage Manager

Jeanette Miller

Elderly Woman