Slam Dunk Ernest

Jim Varney

Ernest P. Worrell

Cylk Cozart

Barry

Aaron Joseph

Quincy

A.J. Bond

Little Ernest

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

Archangel

Miguel A. Núñez Jr.

T.J.

Lester Barrie

Willie

Colin Lawrence

Tommy T.

Richard Leacock

Walter

Jay Brazeau

Mr. Moloch

Douglas Newell

Head Guard

Henry O. Watson

Mr. Ellis

Brenda Crichlow

Jackie

Lossen Chambers

Dr. Love

Charles Payne

Opponent 1

Stevie Vallance

Erma

Stuart Davidson

Kid

Chris Turner

Bobby

Myles Ferguson

Johnny

Nathaniel DeVeaux

Ref