Misfit Patrol

Dave Fuentes

Officer Dave Bryant

Conrad Brooks

Officer Buford Murphy

Hope Kelley

DEA Agent Sheila Ryan

Vernon Wells

Captain Cook

Jeff Celentano

Sgt. Vickers Johnson (as Jeff Weston)

Jimmy Williams

John Andruzzi

Joel Weiss

Andruzzi's Attorney

Bobby McGee

Blackie

Gerald Brodin

Officer Bartowski (as Gerald Growdin)

Robert Powell

Officer Peckman (as Robert Pavell)

Darren P. Carl

Howie

Ilene Singer

Sheila's Classmate

Steven Henry

Jammy Jack

Jaycee Brown

Stringbean

José Luis Martínez

Mexican Policeman

Eric Lee

Detective Wong

Peter Fain

Detective Walken

Doug Demaret

Detective Billings

Cheyenne Desert Rain

Corporal Cookie

John Maher

Policeman Flirting with Corporal