Mayor Cupcake

Lea Thompson

Mary Maroni

Judd Nelson

Donald Maroni

Zoey Deutch

Lana Maroni

Madelyn Deutch

Anita Maroni

Frankie Faison

Lenny Davis

Dorian Harewood

Albert Peach

Gavin DeGraw

Himself

Greta Van Susteren

Herself

Michael Petted

Quail

Peter Patrikios

Greg Grundle

Scott Boulware

Town Clerk Pete

Peter Schmitz

Black Bart

Thomas J. McCarthy

Mayor Bloodworth

Lexy Rutt

Tanya Maroni

Buck Schirner

Jimmy