The Mean One

David Howard Thornton

The Mean One

Krystle Martin

Cindy

Chase Mullins

Officer Burke

John Bigham

Doc

Erik Baker

Sheriff Hooper

Amy Schumacher

Mayor McBean

Flip Kobler

Lou

Christopher Sanders

Narrator (voice)

Stephanie Bates

Stephanie

Robert DiTillio

Don

Rachel Winfree

Bartender

Jessie Holder Tourtellotte

Anchorwoman

Allyson Sereboff

Nurse

Saphina Chanadet

Young Cindy

Steven Busby

Anchorman

Victoria Ippolito

Waitress Emily

Alexandra Vaughan

Hiker Girl

Brian Waters

Dick Santa

Andrew Fultz

Dick Santa 2

Ernie Charles

EMT